An ode to the Monsters

(I truly love my siblings! But it doesn't pay to let them see it)

There once was a jeez called Louise
She thought her life was a breeze
But she turned asthmatic
Her life was erratic
So it wasn't a breeze but a wheeze

My brother is called Phil- the Pill
Except when he's Phil the Dill
If you can't think of Why
Just give it a try
And you'll get a meaningless thrill.